Bottom 4: Will, Mark, Courtney, Comfort
Going Home: Mark, Comfort
I don't think I've ever had a more visceral reaction to two reality show contestants than I did to Suede and Blayne last night. Suede may say he's from NY, but I guarantee you he just lives there. He's from some shit burg in middle America where blue fauxhawks are considered trendy. And Blayne is trying way too hard to create new buzzwords. Both of those fuckers need to go.
Also, my predictions for SYTYCD - Courtney G. and Mark are toast.
The Wire with a Laugh Track
Small Wonder Theme Song/Intro
Never has this show delivered so many answers in one episode. Loved the way they incorporated the flashback device into the plot. The show has finally made amends for last season's poor showing - and then some. I finally feel like some real light is being shed on what's going on. It seems like the island is in some divot in the time-space continuum that's caused by an overconcentration of electromagnetic waves. Apparently, the divot is too deep for sailboats to escape but not submarines or helicopters. Anyone notice that Hanso was the previous owner of the ledger? And that it came from the Black Rock? Apparently, Widmore was looking for the island back then.
Bravo! They've bought themselves at least one more season of good will.
I have two big questions heading into Season Seven: Has American Idol peaked? And will the judges be even crueler in these first audition episodes than they were last season?
The show starts off with a human interest story – a likeable guy who gets through to Hollywood. So we’re off to a nice start.
As they preview the Egyptian dude – a ka “Sexy Face” a k a “From the Hair to the Nipple” a k a “Mr. The Bee Gees” – all I’m thinking is that I hope the judges go easy on him. We don’t need to make anymore enemies from that part of the world.
Paula’s bra is showing straight through, and Megan can’t get over her cleavage.
James Lewis – the black tour guide – sounds like a 45 playing at 33 backwards.
Commercial break: Is FOX 5 News at 10 really doing a segment on Rock Band?!
What kind of parent names their baby Temptress? Oh fuck – that kind of parent.
Commercial break: The breakdancing Visa commercial makes me wish I was watching SYTYCD.
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