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20 Questions: Guess who's all knocked up?

camrox Posted at 18:03 on Wed, 12/19/2007
Besides LC and Jamie Lynn Spears.   I have been authorized to disclose this information to the MB.com community.  All posts must either be in the form of a yes/no question or a guess as to the identity of the impregnated one. 

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Does Reston count as NOVA?

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jerry Posted at 10:46 on Thu, 12/20/2007
- and I apologoze of this just an awful, awful display of geographical knowledge. 

NO

camrox Posted at 10:47 on Thu, 12/20/2007
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Does this person have tribe pride?

suarelita Posted at 09:28 on Thu, 12/20/2007
As all w&m alums do

What about my question?

suarelita Posted at 09:54 on Thu, 12/20/2007
W&M alum?

Impregnated one is

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LC Posted at 09:58 on Thu, 12/20/2007
not W&M alum

HEY!

camrox Posted at 10:29 on Thu, 12/20/2007
This is my 20 Q's!

Can't

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LC Posted at 09:57 on Thu, 12/20/2007
exactly be answered in yes or no

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suarelita Posted at 10:00 on Thu, 12/20/2007
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Does This Person Live In Pennsylvania?

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jerry Posted at 20:40 on Wed, 12/19/2007
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NO to PA

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LC Posted at 09:49 on Thu, 12/20/2007
and No to NOVA

does this person live in northern virginia?

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muertemaria Posted at 18:06 on Wed, 12/19/2007
eom

NO

camrox Posted at 18:27 on Wed, 12/19/2007
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Animal, vegetable or mineral?

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munk Posted at 09:47 on Thu, 12/20/2007
Is the "impregnated one" human? (On that note, I saw a very scary commercial on TV for drug-impregnated stents. Who does that? Are they hoping I am going to ask for it by name while I am clutching at the embolism in my heart?)

Yes

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LC Posted at 09:50 on Thu, 12/20/2007
impregnated one is human

is it the C&C baby factory?

senor bananagrabber Posted at 11:00 on Thu, 12/20/2007
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YES!

camrox Posted at 11:04 on Thu, 12/20/2007

If by C&C Baby Factory you are referring to Cruiser & Crystal, then you - sir - are correct!

 For those of you who are unaware, "Cruiser" is the nickname of Vance Cooper.  So named for his cruisin' & hustlin' ways.  Apparently baby-makin' can now be added to the list of things Papa V specializes in.

 Crystal is due in July

some theorize he was named

senor bananagrabber Posted at 11:17 on Thu, 12/20/2007

some theorize he was named for the ancillary character from stripes played by john diehl.  "my friends call me the cruiser," he says.  "they shoulda called you the dork," ox (john candy) retorts.

our best wishes to the happy trio.  he'll make a great daddy.

cruiser history

senor bananagrabber Posted at 11:12 on Thu, 12/20/2007

some theorize he was named for the ancillary character from stripes played by john diehl.  "my friends call me the cruiser," he says.  "they shoulda called you the dork," ox (john candy) retorts.

more cruiser apocrypha:  he was famed for hooking up with notorious tribeswoman jenny parker, who it is rumored once remarked to him: "put it in my pooper, cooper; i don't want to get pregnant"

alas, crystal wasn't sly enough to offer that suggestion.

our best wishes to the happy trio.  he'll make a great daddy.

Yikes

camrox Posted at 11:17 on Thu, 12/20/2007
Maybe you should change the names in your post to protect the (not so) innocent.  This page is only one Google search away from anyone searching for "Jenny P*****" + "Vance Cooper" + "pooper"

Congratulations To The Cruiser

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jerry Posted at 11:14 on Thu, 12/20/2007
God knows you can only contain virility like that for so long -