senor bananagrabber
Posted at 22:44 on Wed, 01/16/2008
Moderately entertaining episode. Felt like the contestants were more sympathetic tonight, and the judges were appropriately kind. Here are some highlights.
Most Inspiring Story
First contestant Jessica Brown. Hotter as a meth-head, I’m betting her old dealer is her babydaddy.
Most Heart
Paul Stafford, the oafish part attendant and roller-coaster enthusiast.
Most Post-Modern Performance
Gregory and Mia Tobias who sang opera, apparently.
Creepiest Back Story
Bruce Dickson. I thought for sure Simon would have voted him through to Hollywood just to throw him into a pit of sin and temptation. And the Freudian imagery of him slipping his key into his father’s lock was too much for me.
Next Song I’m Downloading
“Rich Girl” by Hall and Oates
Least Deserving of a Ticket to Hollywood
Crash victim Kayla Hatfield. Still, you can’t help but be happy for the girl.
Most Daddy Issues/Most Persistent
Douglas Davidson, the guy whose father “hates” him
Most Orange
“Do You Idol” Kyle Reinneck
Best Country Rocker Name
Tie: Colton Swon, Kayla Hatfield
William Hung Memorial Award
Renaldo Lupuz, who has guaranteed that he will appear in the season finale
My Picks for the Finals
- Alaina Johnson
- Zpia
- Katie Malloy
Comments
Thanks JW!
i'm doing it for the children of cambodia
senor bananagrabber Posted at 10:56 on Fri, 01/18/2008